Aaron Hernandez Arrested and Dropped by Patriots

New England Patriots tight end Aaron Hernandez was arrested Wednesday morning in connection with the murder of Odin Lloyd whose body was found by his house last week. A murder which led to him deleting his home surveillance footage, smashing his cellphone before cops could get to it and hiring a cleaning service the day Lloyd’s body was found. Massachusetts State Police have charged him with murder and carrying a firearm without a license.

Two hours after his arrest, the New England Patriots released Hernandez from his 5-year contract extension which included a $12.5 million bonus.

Suffice to say, things are looking up for Aaron Hernandez. Oh, did I say up? I meant down. Way, way down. Even Paula Deen can look at this and thank black baby Jesus that she isn’t in his shoes.