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Amanda Bynes Corrected Her ‘Birth Defect’

Amanda Bynes went on Twitter yesterday to tell everyone she doesn’t want people using old pictures of her because that was before she had her birth defect fixed. Birth defect? Sounds serious. What was it? A hidden cleft palate she was covering up all these years? A malformed twin growing out of her back? No, it was webbing between the eyes.

Intouch used a photo from years ago on their cover and I hate it! The reason I’ve asked all magazines and blogs to stop using old photos of me is I don’t look like that anymore! I had a nose job to remove skin that was like a webbing in between my eyes. I wasn’t going to tell anyone, but I look so much prettier in my new photos that I don’t want old photos used anymore! I’m so sick of magazines and blogs using old photos! When will they stop? I will never look like that again! Having surgery was the most amazing thing for my confidence!

So Amanda Bynes justified getting a nose job by making up a birth defect. Sounds like the exact sort of thing a totally sane person would do.

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