Angelina Jolie’s First Public Appearance Since the Mastectomy

Here’s Angelina Jolie in her first appearance post-mastectomy. She was with Brad Pitt celebrating the premiere of World War Z. In other words, here are her new boobs. They, uh, look like boobs. They got the same shape and everything. I don’t know. Were you expecting something different like a lumpy bag of coal?

Anyway, Angelina probably made the right decision as her aunt, Debbie Martin, also died from breast cancer last week. Though I’d like to think the decision was made easier when the doctor assured her, “We can rebuild it. We have the technology.”