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Bret Michaels Had a Brain Hemorrhage While Watching Porn

Bret Michaels appeared on Conan O’Brien last week and talked about being hospitalized last April after suffering a brain hemorrhage. He basically said he suffered the hemorrhage while watching porn. Possibly even beating off to it though that’s not confirmed. Either way, it’s a terrible position for paramedics to find someone in as Bret can attest to.

According to Bret, he was watching Major League Baseball and started “channel surfing” and “accidentally” landed on Busty Cops 3: To Protect and Serve. It’s sort of like when a guy tells his wife his penis “accidentally” fell into that stripper. Happens all the time, man.

“That’s one of the last visions I had was this awful, awful soft core something or other,” Michaels said. “In between that and MLB something went awry…it was horrific.”

If anything, this would be a ringing endorsement for Busty Cops 3. All they have to do now is start advertising the DVD by saying that the movie is so good that it blew Bret Michaels’ mind.

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