Charlie Sheen Pissed at Farrah Abraham for Leaking Texts

The other day, Farrah Abraham leaked texts she made to Charlie Sheen which basically said she looks forward to meeting him if his show Anger Management ever books her. Otherwise, she’d still love to meet up. Maybe for a children’s play date or for coffee.

Sheen was receptive to the idea but wrote back “coffee is for amateurs and grandma.”

Farrah responded with a couple other ideas. A kid’s play date or a birthday party with a bunch of porn stars.

Fast forward to today. His feelings have changed. Charlie was not happy she leaked the texts and has written a long missive.

hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life.

oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow.

bye!
cs.

Clearly he didn’t want the public knowing he was trying to score some butt sex.