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Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Says Models Eat Cotton Balls

Eddie Murphy’s daughter, Bria, a model, has gone on record saying she’s heard of other models doing some pretty weird things to impress fashion bosses and photographers. For example, getting full off cotton balls dipped in orange juice.

“I’ve heard of people eating the cotton balls with the orange juice… They dip it in the orange juice and then they eat the cotton balls to help them feel full, because the cotton’s not doing anything. It’s just dissolving. And it makes you think you’re full, but you’re not.

“Lots of girls get addicted to drugs and anorexia… because it’s a lot of pressure to be perfect.”

This gets a 10 for ingenuity but models are idiots so however ingenious this idea is, it’s negated by the fact that they’re eating freaking cotton balls. It’s like a caveman discovering fire and then sticking it in their mouth.

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