Jackie Chan hit up George Stroumboulopoulos Tonight (holy crap, is that hard to say and write, I’m not even tagging that) and recounted his Best Story Ever. His was about being hit in the face by Bruce Lee during a fight scene he was filming in Enter the Dragon.
It wasn’t his best story because he was whacked by the great Bruce Lee. It was his best story because Lee took the time to feel sorry for him and showered him with attention.
Today I learned Jackie Chan was an attention starved teen.
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