Kanye and Kim Named Their Baby North West

According to the birth certificate, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian named their kid North. A tribute to Alfred Hitchcock? Who knows. My god, leave it up to these two to decide on a cutesy name like this.

A few weeks back, Kim said North West was definitely not on their list of names but apparently that was to throw the scent off. Of course, everyone believed it because everyone thought it was too dumb.

In other news, Kris Jenner is beside herself because Kim has broken her tradition of “K” names. Why, that’s almost as bad as marrying someone with less than $10 million in their bank account.