Kim Kardashian Delivered Early Because of Complications

PEOPLE reports that Kim Kardashian went into labor 3 weeks early because of complications. HollywoodLife theorizes she suffered from what is known as preeclampsia otherwise known as pregnancy-induced high blood pressure which could lead to a stroke if left untreated. An indicator of that condition is severe swelling which looked like what Kim’s face was doing in recent weeks. The only treatment for the condition is to deliver the baby early. “But the film crew isn’t ready yet!”

Kim’s baby is now sitting in an incubator to regulate body temperature. Standard procedure for any premature baby.

In related news, Kim might name her baby Kaidence Donda West. Kai for short. Dooming her to a life of not knowing how to spell “cadence.”