Miley Cyrus released a new single titled We Can’t Stop and has been incessantly promoting it on Twitter ever since the premiere this morning on the Ryan Seacrest show. This is the new music she promised would shut everyone up.
It… worked? I’m at a loss for words. “La da da dee, we like to party?” and “Everyone in line in the bathroom, trying to get a line in the bathroom.” It’s like a party song ballad. It sounds like if one of LMFAO’s songs had to do the walk of shame back home if that makes any sense.
To be fair, I could totally see them playing this at clubs. Right when they turn on all the lights and start shuffling people out.
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