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No One Wanted Farrah Abraham’s Autograph

Based on the coverage of Exxxotica 2013 by Hollywood Tuna and Drunken Stepfather, we can assume that the sex tape Farrah Abraham made and released hasn’t given her the Kim Kardashian-esque bump in fame she had hoped.

Farrah was on hand at Exxxotica this past weekend to sign autographs for $20 a pop. Things didn’t go so well on day one when absolutely no one showed up to her signing. The only noise you could hear at her booth was the wind whistling through her ears. Well, two girls who did know who she was showed up but were shooed away by Farrah for whatever reason.

Things picked up on day two when someone *coughfarrahcough* called the paparazzi. That’s when people thought to themselves, “Hey, this chick might be famous or something.” And that’s the story of how Farrah’s ego wasn’t completely destroyed this weekend.

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Nate
Nate
7 years ago

How does one call The Paparazzi? Are they listed? Is it one number you call for a bunch of guys, or do you have to call all of them separately?
I really don’t know, and yet am curious.

Natalie
Natalie
7 years ago

So lets see here… A talentless person decided to make a porn because of other talentless people had made sex tapes. Then instead of becoming famous for having sex she is still a nobody from a bad reality show that she was on because she had sex.

mimi
mimi
7 years ago

Sad when you can’t even make it in the porn industry. bahahaha

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