While filming scenes with baby Kal-el in Man of Steel, Russell Crowe scored the trifecta of baby accidents. Crowe says he was farted on, peed on and then pooped on.
On this movie, I got farted on first,” Crowe said. “That was okay. Pissed on, that was a little inconvenient, then the topper happened happened. Under those hot lights, it was after lunch, to be expected, and I got a handful of the essential Kryptonian material.”
Ugh, babies. Is there anything they won’t poop on? I swear they know exactly what they’re doing. You can tell by the maniacal laughter they let out after the fact. Babies are such assholes.