If you haven’t noticed, there’s a trend developing in all of today’s posts. About 70% of them deal with someone getting their ass-kicked. The latest in ass-kickery involves Taylor Lautner, the alpaca from Twilight.
Lautner was filming scenes in NYC for Tracers. In this scene, he gets beat up and choke slammed onto a card hood. Total schadenfreude. His scrunched up face served him really well here too. Dude was born to be slammed onto things.
I was hoping someone would actually beat him up so bad, he’ll end up in the hospital in critical condition and die the next day. I am disappointed.