Val Kilmer spoke with Larry King the other day about his idea for a sequel to Heat. It’s not entirely fleshed out yet but he’s got one of the more important story lines down. Kilmer said in Heat 2 he would be banging Natalie Portman, Al Pacino’s adopted daughter in the film.
“Here’s my pitch,” Kilmer said. “You remember Natalie Portman in it? She’s Pacino’s adopted daughter, so she comes home and says, ‘Daddy, daddy, I want you to meet my fiancé.’ And it’s me. He’s retired and I come to Chicago where he’s retired back to and I’m going to torture him, and then I’m going to kill him.”
I’m glad he didn’t go on to describe the gratuitous sex scene he’d need to film with her. The one he secretly video tapes and sends to Pacino to “torture him.”
“Yea, Larry. And I’d be banging and banging and banging and she’d be loving every minute of it — I mean, she’d be contractually obligated to — And Pacino’s character would be so mad. And I’d be all like, that’s right Lt. Hanna, I’m banging Natalie Portma… er, I mean your daughter.”
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