Alec Baldwin Is Not Homophobic Says Alec Baldwin

After Alec Baldwin ranted at that “toxic little queen” George Stark of The Daily Mail last week, a few people were of the opinion that Alec Baldwin might be a homophobe. Alec Baldwin wants to clear something up. Alec Baldwin is nothing of the sort. In fact, Alec Baldwin has a gay friend or something or other.

Issuing a statement to GLAAD, Baldwin tried to explain away the gay by saying the word “queen” has nothing to do with being a homosexual.

“My ill-advised attack on George Stark of the Daily Mail had absolutely nothing to do with issues of anyone’s sexual orientation.  My anger was directed at Mr. Stark for blatantly lying and disseminating libelous information about my wife and her conduct at our friend’s funeral service. As someone who fights against homophobia, I apologize.”

“A queen to me has a different meaning,” he said. “It’s somebody who’s just above. It doesn’t have any necessarily sexual connotations. To me a queen… I know women that act queeny, I know men that are straight that act queeny, and I know gay men that act queeny. It doesn’t have to be a definite sexual connotation, or a homophobic connotation.”

“If homosexuality was an issue for me, I would have moved out of New York years ago. I find that laughable.”

A light bulb just went off in Paula Deen’s head and she quickly smiled to herself while jotting down, “If black people were an issue for me, I would have moved out of the South years ago. I find that laughable.” Thank you, Alec Baldwin!