Amanda Bynes’ Parents Say She’s Crazy

A judge denied a temporary conservatorship for Amanda Bynes’ parents last Friday because he wanted more info. More info is exactly what he got. According to her parents, Amanda has become extremely paranoid that she’s being watched and has gone as far as covering smoke alarms with towels and taping windows shut. Though the smoke alarm could easily be because she doesn’t want to set them off while smoking weed.

The parents go on — Amanda has “profound issues with her body image” and is “obsessed with the fact that she (and others) are ugly.”

To be fair, no one wants to be ugly.

The parents say Amanda had $4 million in the bank, but is blowing a huge amount of cash — she spent $1.2 mil in a very short amount of time.  Amanda withdrew $100k on June 4 and another $100k on July 2 and the parents have no idea where the money went, but they mention they believe she spends “a substantial amount” for marijuana and other illegal substances.

Why would they know where the money went? They’re not her CPA and it’s not like she’s been giving them itemized receipts. Also, a substantial amount for marijuana and other drugs? Is this from the $200k she withdrew? Because that sounds like a lot of weed. No one can smoke that much and I just don’t see Amanda smuggling condom balloons full of drugs in her butt.

The parents say Amanda doesn’t connect with reality, telling them she “cabbed it” from New York to L.A.  The parents believe she’s homeless.

This despite reports Sam Lutfi, the guy people believe is responsible for Britney Spears going crazy, paid for her ticket to LA. Also, cabbing it from NY to LA is not the easiest thing. No cab driver is going to drive cross country for a customer and do you know how many cabs you’d have to transfer to and from to actually do that? I don’t have an actual number but it’s a lot.

There’s no arguing Amanda Bynes is nuts but her parents better come up with better examples of her being nuts other than her spending money and them not knowing where it went. Like more instances of her dousing her dog in gasoline and setting it on fire or claiming a cop punched her in the vagina. Like, has she ever done an upper decker in Steven Spielberg’s bathroom or asked Dina Lohan to become her manager? Those are sure signs a celebrity is crazy.

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10 years ago

Who wrote this tripe?! You don’t think someone that accidentally lights herself on fire is mentally ill? You’re an a s s hole.