Amanda Bynes Was Making a Bomb, Burned Her Dog, Could be Schizophrenic

New details have emerged in the Amanda Bynes went crazy and set a fire to an old lady’s driveway incident.

According to a 911 call obtained by TMZ, it wasn’t just a fire. Amanda was making a crude bomb. A man driving by said she put a flaming cloth on top of a gas tank.

Proving Amanda isn’t the brightest of bulbs, the witness who called the cops says he found Amanda lying down near the driveway with her pant leg on fire. Bynes didn’t have any injuries when he put out the fire but he says her dog was burned.

In related news, medical professionals are looking for a 2 week extension on Amanda Bynes’ 5150 hold so doctors can diagnose her. Sources are convinced she has schizophrenia. Meanwhile, her parents plan to ask a judge to put Bynes in a conservatorship like Britney Spears.

When Amanda goes to court to defend herself and her parents make that crazy claim to the judge, she should just laugh it off. Like, right after they say it, she should go, “Crazy? Me? Haha. Hahahahahahaha.” Just start laughing maniacally like it’s the funniest thing she’s ever heard. And maybe not blink while she’s doing it to show everyone how not crazy she really is.

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