Yesterday, you saw the GQ shoot with Aubrey Plaza where she said she liked the scene in The To Do List where she angrily masturbated while wearing a Hilary Clinton t-shirt. Today, watch her… not do that at the premiere of The To Do List in LA. Here she is posing with Rachel Bilson.
I’m kind of disappointed she’s not angrily doing anything at all. In fact, she seems sort of happy. Which is a terrible way to masturbate, mind you. Masturbation should be a joyless activity marked by a deluge of tears.
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