Budget Kim Kardashian Has a Sex Tape

Myla Sinanaj, who once dated Kris Humphries and has tried to build a career on looking as much like Kim Kardashian as possible, admits to having shot a sex tape with Vivid. Why? Because she wants to get famous and sign a million dollar reality show contract. “Like Laurence Fishburne, SueLyn Medeiros, Karissa Shannon, Octomom and Jasmine Waltz did after their sex tapes?,” you ask. Wait, what? No, like Kim Kardashian. *Throws mean look at you*

No release date for the video has been announced but Myla tells TMZ, “I may not like Kim, but she was smart and she’s sexy and I look a lot like her so why not make a tape and make millions and get a reality show?”

Good luck with that. The only way she’s going to get a reality show out of this is if she shoots one herself and releases it on public access.

Myla and a lot of “celebs” these days don’t know why a sex tape makes someone famous. First, you need name recognition. Second, the tape has to be filmed before you were famous. Third, you have to pretend you’re fighting to keep the tape private and build it up for a month. Fourth, you leak a few clips from the tape followed by takedown notices. Finally, when you finally release it, the nation will have built up such extreme blue balls that even though the tape is underwhelming, any type of relief is welcomed. Then you’ll get some type of reality show or at least TMZ following you around for a month.

Filming a porno with a professional studio is taking a shortcut.

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