A few pictures from Ellie Goulding’s Fault magazine shoot surfaced online and they’re much different from the Ellie Goulding everyone is used to. This mostly due to the fact that she’s glammed up in a see-through chain mail top, a fashion trend I’ve been trying to make happen for years at red carpet events around the world. Though I guess people would take my fashion advice more seriously if I stopped licking my finger and touching my nipples with it while making a sizzling sound.