Guys, I have terrible news for you. Heidi Klum suffered a terrible sunburn on her ass. She posted the picture of her charred butt to Instagram with the caption, “Ouch.” I mean, just look at the picture. Terrible, just, terrible. It’s so bad, I can’t take my eyes off it. I’m very empathetic. “Don’t you mean ‘pathetic?'” No. Why would you say that? That’s mean.
For gosh sakes…someone get the lotion!…for her bottom I mean… ;)