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Justin Bieber Can’t Stop Pissing People Off

Whatever Justin Bieber does, it’s not good enough. Mostly because he’s a clueless dickwad whose brain has been muddled by all the yes-men he surrounds himself with. The latest in Bieber atrocities is his visit to the Blackhawks locker room Tuesday night.

Bieber was at the United Center for his Believe Tour and decided to see and take pictures with the Stanley Cup. Now people are angry. Not just because he was given an honorary #6 Blackhawks jersey but because he desecrated the sacred Blackhawks logo by standing on it to take a picture.

According to everyone on Twitter, he might as well have peed on his mother’s grave because not even the players step on the logo. Shoot, guess we have to stone him now. I feel bad about it, but it’s the law.

Senior director for communications and community relations Brandon Faber tried to smooth things over.

“Bieber was very excited to see the Stanley Cup when he entered our locker room last night. As frequently happens with guests into our room, Justin inadvertently stepped on the team logo on the floor but moved off quickly once immediately reminded. He was apologetic and understanding of the tradition but continued to take photos with the Cup and some young fans. He was extremely genuine and kind with his time. We appreciate his enthusiasm towards hockey and wish him well with the remainder of his tour.”

Don’t care. Already collected stones. Gonna throw.

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