Katy Perry Texted Kristen Stewart That She Wasn’t Banging Robert Pattinson

When Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart split, Katy Perry says she was forced to text Kristen to explain that she wasn’t sleeping with Rob. She says she wouldn’t do that to Kristen but I think it’s because he was weepy all the time that having sex with him would just be depressing.

I sent her a text message saying: “I know you’ve seen all this stuff but you know I would never disrespect you. I’m not that person.

‘I’m just trying to be a friend to him but it is unfortunate that I do have a set of t*ts.”‘ The Daily Mail

If Katy Perry was comforting me, I’d tell her very sincerely, “You are such a good friend.” Granted, I’d be staring at her boobs the entire time but I think I could play it off as just me being depressed. So, no, she’s wrong. Those tits wouldn’t be unfortunate at all.