Lindsay Lohan Wants to Stay in Rehab

Lindsay Lohan was resistant to the idea of rehab at first because she obviously didn’t have a problem. But much like those women chained to my basement, she’s grown to love the place.

So much so that sources close to Lindsay tell TMZ that she wants to stay an extra 3 or 4 days. Lindsay feels she needs a “transition” period before re-entering the real world. She’d like to stay in a “lower level, sober living house” which she believes will help her recovery.

Per usual, sources around her are saying she’s a changed woman. “It’s like invasion of the body snatchers. She’s a different person.” Same story, different day.

Lindsay will still move to NYC when she leaves rehab but is reportedly scared of the temptations. Temptations like that necklace just sitting out in the open in the jewelry store and that drink at the club just waiting to be sipped on. “Liiiindsay… Liiiiindsay… drink me, Lindsay,” says the Vodka/Red Bull.

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10 years ago

One the biggest causes of failure to maintain sobriety is leaving rehab too soon. If LL has actually learned this, then mocking her for making a good choice is just mean.