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Noah Cryus Pretends She Isn’t Drinking Alcohol

As pointed out by Celebslam, Noah Cyrus was at a Fourth of July party in Mailbu last week when paparazzi took a few shots of her holding a mysterious blue cup. Probably filled with Hi-C no doubt. She ended up passing the cup to her dopey looking friends so photogs wouldn’t get any more photos of her with it. Clearly, it was because she’s sponsored by Kool-Aid and drinking Hi-C is a conflict of interest.

You know what I like to do when I’m drinking in public? Put it in a sippy cup. No one expects an adult male wandering around the city at night drinking anything other than juice from a sippy cup. *Points to head* Mamma didn’t raise no fool.

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