Simon Cowell Got His Best Friend’s Wife Pregnant

Sex machine Simon Cowell couldn’t contain his thrust and ended up getting his best friend’s wife, New York socialite Lauren Silverman, pregnant. Has this dude never heard of a condom?

Silverman is 10 weeks along according to an insider and she’s still technically married to Simon’s best friend Andrew Silverman, a real estate mogul in NYC. She plans to leave Andrew to be with Simon. Which is fantastic news because that cross Simon is making with his fingers and that look of fear in his eyes are totally unrelated.

“Lauren and Andrew have been unhappy in their marriage for some time, and their divorce has been in the works for a while,” a source tells Us. “As their marriage deteriorated, she and Simon became close.”

In 2009, Simon said he did not want kids. Most likely because it would get in the way of his having sex with models on his yacht. “God, no. I couldn’t have children. If I had them here drawing on the walls I’d go nuts. With kids, you’ve got a routine you can’t escape from. You’ve got to be up at a certain time. Got to listen. When all you want to do is sit in a corner thinking.”

His tune changed a little last year. “Well…yes. And no. I do really, really like kids, because I can talk to them and listen to them. The problem has always been how much time you need to devote to bringing up kids. I’ve always dedicated all my life to work, and at 52, I’ve probably missed the opportunity.”

Translation: I’d still like to have sex with models on yachts. Daddy needs his me time.

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