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Taylor Swift’s Biggest Fan Now Unable to Sniff Her Hair

A week ago, 39-year-old bearded Charles was well on his way to winning the Taylor Swift biggest fan contest hosted by KISS 108FM and one step closer to sniffing her hair. However, the powers that be have once again dashed a not-so-young man’s hopes and dreams. KISS 108FM have cancelled their Taylor Swift contest!

Disappointingly, we have determined that the integrity of the “Taylor Swift’s Biggest Fan” contest has been compromised. In accordance with our contest rules, effective immediately, the contest has been terminated. We apologize to all of our loyal listeners who have participated.

The “integrity” has been compromised? This wasn’t a presidential election, people. This was one man’s opportunity to finally discover what Taylor Swift’s hair smelled like. Pineapples and assorted fruits or day old head oil? Now he’ll never know and his life will be meaningless. Fascists.

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I agree! I still want a crack at her turf.

Amanda
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Um. If I were Tswift, I’d want it to be cancelled, too. It’s creepy for a 39-year-old man to want to sniff a 20-something-year-old’s hair.

Will
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umm…I’m 41 and I am also curious as to what her hair smell is comparable. This guy’s curiosity is perfectly natural

SingingOutLoud
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Plus he didn’t even win it fair and square. It was totally hacked. She is so generous to her real fans, it makes me mad people are making her sound like a bad person because of this stupid prank.

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Similarly, one of the Aus radio stations ran a meet Rob Thomas competition a few years ago. People had to tell what lengths they’d go to to meet him. You can imagine what the responses were. Result = competition cancelled.

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