Remember Weird Science? That movie was awesome. A bunch of kids in their basement making the perfect woman in their basement so they can bang her? Well, in Funny Or Die’s parody, Weird Science 2, with Alessandra Ambrosio, Walter Jr. and Glenn from Mad Men do the same thing. Except half of their creation looks like Sloth from The Goonies and no one wants to have sex with Sloth from The Goonies. No one.
“Would you f*ck me? I’d f*ck me.” No, Sloth, I will not f*ck you.
This Is Aaron Hernandez’s Alleged Prison Lover
Ashley Graham Sticks Her Breasts in Your Face
Christina Aguilera’s Cleavage Makes Its Return
The Rest of the Web, Tuesday, 4.25.17
Whose Penis Does Caitlyn Jenner Have to Cut Off to Get Some Ratings Around Here??
‘The Dark Knight’ Didn’t Kill Heath Ledger
Ivanka Trump Booed At Women’s Summit
Why Chris Pratt Won’t Take A Picture With You
Aaron Hernandez Wrote ‘ILLUMINATI’ in Blood on Prison Wall and Entering ‘Timeless Realm’ in Suicide Note
‘Cash Me Ousside’ Girl Got Her Ass Kicked, How Bow Dah?
Tom Hardy — ‘I Caught the C*nt’
‘The Bachelor’ Chris Soules Allegedly Killed a Man and Will Be Passing Out Roses In Jail