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Another Look at Miley Cyrus Twerking

If you haven’t noticed by now, I’m not going to be happy until I run this Miley Cyrus twerking at the VMAs thing into the ground. Here’s a different angle of Miley attempting to twerk during her performance. It’s actually a pretty good example of how white girls dance. The fact that it’s not highly edited by MTV lets us revel in the absurdity of it all.

I wonder if at any point during her dance did she think to herself, “WTF am I doing?” Because if she did, she obviously replied with, “Shut up, dignity!,” and punched it in the balls.

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First time seeing anything related to her shenanigans, and … for god’s sake, this mouth hanging open, tongue out thing … please, God, make it stop. It’s NOT catching on, it’s NOT hot/sexy/cool, it’s NOT catching on with any one single member of her audience demographic. It makes her look special ed, it makes her look like she was born short a chromosome, it makes her look like a fucking moron. If there’s any intervention for anyone, anywhere, it’s that, for her. Her dancing resembles how my dog greets me when I get home after work.

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damn, that looks nice :- ).. ..

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