Justin Bieber Shoved Someone’s iPhone Down His Pants

During Justin Bieber’s concert in Newark the other night, a fan threw their iPhone up on stage. Sadly, they weren’t aiming at his head which I hear is soft like a baby’s skull.

Justin, who was somewhat just as surprised as I was that someone threw their god damn $650 phone on stage, shoved it down his pants. He then laughed it off, took it out and kicked it into the crowd. I don’t even think that’s where the phone came from but whatever. I bet dollars to donuts that whichever fan picked it up is snuggling up to Bieber’s dried crotch sweat as we speak.