Kate Middleton and Prince William Reveal Family Portraits

Prince William and Kate Middleton have finally revealed those family portraits with their new kid, George, you’ve no doubt been anxiously awaiting. George, if you haven’t heard, is an annoying little sh*t. Says Prince William,

He’s a little bit of a rascal, I’ll put it that way. He either reminds me of my brother or me when I was younger, I’m not sure, but he’s doing very well at the moment. […] He wriggles around quite a lot. And he doesn’t want to go to sleep that much, which is a little bit of a problem.

To be fair, he is a baby. They do whatever they want because they know you’re not going to smother them in their sleep. How can you put a pillow over a face like that?

Anyway, the portrait was taken by Kate Middleton’s dad and has been exaggeratedly described as “totally off the wall” by one reporter. That guy’s bowtie must have done a 360 when he saw these.