Kristen Stewart Going to College to Study English Lit

Reports are saying that Kristen Stewart is considering life after acting and plans to enroll in UCLA to major in English Literature. Because Lit majors are in such high demand.

Yes, Kristen’s a Tinseltown actress worth millions but she is already considering a life after film. She never got to complete college and she wants to get a proper education.

“She is a voracious reader and cannot wait to get going on her correspondence course.

“It won’t be easy and it will mean putting in some fairly strenuous hours. But once she’s graduated, Kristen will be able to do almost anything she wants, in or out of Hollywood.”

Right, because Kristen Stewart, star of all the Twilight films is going to be hurting for money sometime soon. Granted, in the off chance that she is, that English Lit degree is going to be great to fall back on. I feel they’re really underselling the value of that degree. There are so many opportunities just waiting for those people. Like laying down in the rain with your mouth open waiting for inevitable death.

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10 years ago

You forgot the “C” in Lit.