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Mark Wahlberg Has Advice for Justin Bieber

Because Mark Wahlberg was once too a little shit, The Sun asked if he had any advice for Justin Bieber. Sadly, it wasn’t, “Say ‘hi’ to your mother for me.”

“Justin, are you listening? Don’t be so naughty, yeah?”

“Be a nice boy, pull your trousers up, make your mom proud and stop smoking weed, you little b**tard.

“He’s a teenager living in a different day and age. I was in prison before I got a record out and I don’t think he’s been to prison.

“He’s a nice enough kid and you’re going to be a teenager, but if you’re being a teen in the spotlight you’re going to be criticized for it. This career can be short-lived – you might as well be the best you can while you’re doing it.”

Marky Mark also said there’s a possibility of them starring in a movie together which could be the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen. Not.

“Justin and I were talking about doing a movie, which could still happen,” he said.

“We have a great script that could be a vehicle for him to make his debut in movies, then maybe we could do something for the soundtrack.”

I hope this is a joke because the only way I’d see Justin on the big screen if it was footage of him being pelted with rocks. Not in a Sharia Law sort of way, but, wait, no. Exactly in that sort of way.

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