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Model at 10: Val Keil

Let me introduce you to Val Keil. She’s Playboy’s Miss August 2013,. a Philly native who now calls LA home and she won’t write me a poem and has a little crush on Justin Bieber. Sigh. It wouldn’t work out for us, Val.

Why did you want to be in Playboy?
I’ve always viewed Playmates as the most beautiful women in the world, and knew it would be an honor to be accepted into such an elite group.

How many hours did you spend nude in front of the mirror to prepare for this Playboy shoot?
0! I do dance in front of the mirror in my bra and underwear for fun, but I didn’t pose in front of the mirror nude to prepare myself. There wasn’t much preparation to be quite honest.

When Playboy flew you out to LA, did you never leave?
After my Centerfold shoot I flew back home to Philadelphia, worked a few more weeks, and then decided to drive across the country and moved to LA.

I don’t think I’ve ever heard a Philly accent. Can you describe what one sounds like?
I drink wooder and eat beggels. I’ll invite you in to use my baythroom but if I don’t like you I’ll tell ya to Gid Eowt!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=drVadr05Cfw

How do you pronounce your last name? Kill? Key-el? I need to know for a poem I’m writing.
Keel like the boat

Speaking of poems, if you were to write a love poem to me, how would it go?
Poems aren’t my thing. I wouldn’t write you one :)

I should have asked this first, but are you single?
Yes, I am single but I am not looking to date unless someone comes along and literally sweeps me off my feet. I’m over that. I’m looking for someone to spend the rest of my life with and who I can see myself raising a family with.

Internet dating: Yay or nay?
Nay.

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Describe the most awkward date you’ve ever been on?
Honestly, I can’t think of any awkward dates. I try not to put myself in uncomfortable situations so if I go on a date with someone, most likely we already get along pretty well. I did have an awkward first kiss though! I was 15 vacationing in Turks and Caicos. It was late one evening when Greg, some boy I met there, and I decided to take a walk on the beach. We sat in a lounge chair and made out for what felt like a half hour, I think I fell asleep. I didn’t enjoy it at all! I just did it to get my first kiss over with…I never saw him again!

What should a guy do to get you out of your clothes short of ripping them off?
First off I would have to be dating the guy for them to be taking off my clothes. Ripping them off is fine with me!

Is it weird that your little brother and his friends may have seen you naked?
My little brothers are 4 and 7.They haven’t seen me naked. Their teachers may have though!

What gives you the biggest ladyboner? Is it Justin Bieber?
He could actually! After seeing him perform at the Billboard Music Awards, I developed a crush on the Biebs.

What are three things people don’t know about you
I love tube socks, snail humor makes me laugh, and I always walk around barefoot.

If you could wife swap with any celebrity, who would you choose and why?
Angelina Jolie because I also want 6 children and wouldn’t mind sleeping next to Brad Pitt for a night :)

If you could give any celebrity a wedgie, who would it be?
Donald Trump

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What would YOU do for a Klondike Bar?
There’s not much I’d do for a Klondike bar. Now, if the Klondike bar was covered in sprinkles I’d do a whole lot more for it!

Has being in Playboy opened up any doors for you?
Totally! I’m getting job offers left and right that I wouldn’t have gotten otherwise.

What do you want to be when you grow up? What are your hopes and dreams?

I want to fall in love, get married, be a stay at home mom and raise a big happy family. That’s it!

Do you have any projects coming up you’d like people to know about?
Yes, I’m working on a line of cowgirl boots!

You can keep in touch with Val through Twitter, Instagram or Facebook.

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You should have asked if she takes a dick in her ass.

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