Here’s Patrick Stewart demonstrating to his 35-year-old girlfriend, Sunny Ozell, the quadruple take. He makes sure that we first all see the single, double and triple take just so we can compare them to the quadruple take which is a different beast all together.
If you don’t know what the point of any of this is, don’t worry. Just get as baked as Patrick Stewart is in the video and everything will start to make sense.
And thank you Reddit for this gif.
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