Some Model Slept With Justin Bieber

Once again proving life is unfair, a model/nursing student named Milyn Jensen says she was the one who slept with Justin Bieber which lead to the demise of his relationship with Selena Gomez. That’s something to be proud of.

Jensen says she met Bieber at a club with a girlfriend. He was there with his boytoy Twist. The four of them went on a romantic date to McDonald’s and then bought some weed at a medical dispensary.

“Justin got me a large fries. He ordered two double cheeseburgers for himself. He must have been hungry because he ate them fast.”

What a gentlemen. Large fries always seal the deal. Afterward, they went to Bieber’s house in Calabasas where Justin got her drunk and had sex with her. So much swagger this kid has.

“Justin said we should go to the bedroom. He offered me a drink. It was Patron tequila and really strong, so I mixed it with orange juice.

“I’d only taken two sips when we started messing around. Suddenly we were kissing and I started to take off my clothes, it was a natural thing.

“Justin knew what he was doing, like a man much older than his years. I felt like he’d had a lesson or two.”

This seems really detailed. Was this a police report? You’re banging a little twerp named Justin Bieber not writing the next 50 Shades of Gay.

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10 years ago

Woo hoo! McD’s! What a guy. But, he kept the toy from the Happy Meal.

10 years ago

You gotta love a cheap date she has a promising future ahead of her!