Taylor Swift Went Derp Derp on Stage and Chipped Her Tooth

While performing in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, Taylor Swift chipped her tooth while singing “I Knew You Were Trouble.”

As she explains it, she went full retard when she pulled the mic to her mouth and ended up uppercutting her tooth with it. She explained to Rolling Stone,

“Tonight I was particularly hung up on not chipping another tooth like last show in Pittsburgh, definitely. It had a tip on [the tooth] and it doesn’t anymore.

“I try to be really quick with the microphone, so I’m not standing there just waiting to sing with my mic right next to my face, so I really quickly pulled my mic up to sing and basically uppercut punched myself in the tooth.”

Now she sings with a lisp and her entire career is over. Just kidding. That was mean. I didn’t mean to get your hopes up.

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10 years ago

Lol @ this cute try to be cool hating Taylor Swift. You will remain irrelevant and she will continue making critically acclaimed albums. I wonder who is the winner in life.