I’ve never heard of the bottled water 138 Water until a month ago and it wasn’t until last week when I realized their genius game plan in marketing their bottled water. Get a bunch of hot girls with big boobs to stand around holding their water and have paparazzi take pictures of them getting their pictures taken. Like former Playboy Playmate Jesse Hinton up top. There are so many levels to this. This is like the inception of marketing. Markception. Ugh, I’m sorry.
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