’50 Shades of Grey’ Gets Its Cast List

EL James, author of the infamous 50 Shades of Grey, which I’ve not yet and probably will not read, confirmed the actors who will play Anastasia Steele and Christian Grey in the film adaptation of her erotic fanfic turned book deal.

For your Anastasia Steele we have Dakota Johnson. You may remember her from probably nothing. For your Christian Grey we have Charlie Hunnam aka Jax Teller. He hasn’t had much success as a leading man in Pacific Rim but let’s see how he does banging a chick on the big screen.

Good moaning all. Hold on to your hats… I am delighted to let you know that the lovely Dakota Johnson has agreed to be our Anastasia in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey. So… Christian… The gorgeous and talented Charlie Hunnam will be Christian Grey in the film adaptation of Fifty Shades of Grey.

The project is just starting to come together but there’s already a major fact that a source can reveal. Dakota Johnson has a tattoo on her arm. Says the source, “They are likely going to have to cover it up.”

OMG!! Breaking: Actress has tattoo! Needs coverup! More at 11!!