Britney Spears Looks Exactly Like This

The new cover art for Britney Spears’ “Work Bitch!” is out now and it’s a work of modern Photoshop. As good as she looks now, Britney looks nothing like this. For god’s sake, her breasts have been airbrushed into pecs. Am I staring at a woman’s tits or Arnold Schwarzenegger’s chest here. My penis would really like to know.

Don’t even get me started on the title. Did they mean to call Britney a work bitch or is there supposed to be a comma in there somewhere.