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Gwyneth Paltrow Will Not Be in ‘The Avengers: Age of Ultron’

The vespa-riding bus-cutting-offing Gwyneth Paltrow was asked if she was going to reprise her role as Pepper Potts in The Avengers: Age of Ultron. The answer was no. In fact, she didn’t even know it was called Age of Ultron. No one tells her anything.

“What is it called?” Paltrow asked me during our chat about the forthcoming sex-addiction dramedy “Thanks for Sharing,” in which she stars opposite Mark “The Hulk” Ruffalo. “‘Age of Ultron,’ okay. Well, no, I don’t think [I’ll be in it]. I haven’t heard any…my phone has not rung for ‘Avengers 2.'” HitFix

Yikes. This is like asking if the unpopular kid is going to that awesome party on Friday and the kid asks, “What party?!” Then you sort of hum and pretend your friend called your name and you have to leave. And, and, and then I’m all like, “What party? Where is it? Hey, I know you can hear me!” Well, fine, whatever. I didn’t want to go to the stupid party anyway. What? Me? Projecting? No, never.

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