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Happy Labor Day!

The government has mandated that today is Labor Day. That’s why I’ve picked up a truck full of migrant workers from Home Depot and put them to work. Wait, that’s what today is all about, right or was that just racial? Anyway, while they’re performing menial tasks, here’s Hayden Panettiere celebrating Labor Day weekend in a bikini. She’s built like a fire hydrant. If she was a Pokemon, her attributes would be “sturdy, well built, has boobs.”

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bobalouski
bobalouski
7 years ago

When you’re done with your illegals, drive them all off a cliff.

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