Justin Bieber Grows a Wispy Mustache

Justin Bieber summoned all his manliness for New York Fashion Week in an attempt to grow a mustache. Because his ratio of estrogen to testosterone is 15:1, this was the best he could do. A wispy mustache that only a pre-pubescent teen could be proud of.

He was probably super pumped about it too. You know that dork got up in the morning, looked in the mirror and gave a self-affirming speech like Mark Wahlberg at the end of Boogie Nights.

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10 years ago

He should put some milk on that so the cat can lick it off.