Lamar Odom Thinks Money Will Solve Everything

Lamar Odom is back from his crack vacation in Palm Springs and is looking to apologize to Khloe Kardashian by spending over $100,000 for an anniversary present.

It’s probably going to be a cake made of crack, isn’t it? Sources say he wants to surprise Khloe with it and that it will blow her away.

Like everyone but Odom realizes, money is not going to help anything. Everyone says the only thing Khloe probably wants is for him to get off the crack and go to rehab. Probably stop banging that chick he’s been doing drugs with too. But that’s probably asking a lot from a crackhead. What is she, the Gestapo or something?