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Lindsay Lohan’s Half-Sister Wants to Look Like Her

Ashley Horn is Lindsay Lohan’s estranged 18-year-old half-sister courtesy of Kristi, a girl who had an affair with Michael Lohan. Probably through a lapse in judgement and copious amounts of alcohol. It’s important to note that she’s genetically linked to Lindsay because this helps to explain her terrible life choices.

What choices? The choice to undergo $25,000 in plastic surgery to look like Lindsay lohan when she was 18, 19 years old. Let’s just not talk about where she’s getting this money from at 18.

She told InTouch, “I’ve gotten rhinoplasty, a bit of refinement underneath my cheeks and jawline, some fat injected into my chin and some fat injected into my upper cheeks.”

They have a side-by-side of her and Lindsay and they look nothing alike apart from the fact they are both white, have red hair and can turn their head in the same direction. This is like me saying I look like Ryan Gosling just because I look like a lost puppy.

Though Ashley is pretty convinced the surgeries were all worth it. “I’m hotter than Lindsay!,” she explains. “I have no problem saying that.”

She must go by the old adage, “if you something enough times, it becomes true.”

Ashley goes on to say that she’s nothing like Lindsay which is to say she’s everything like Lindsay. “I’m not Lindsay. I wasn’t raised in that family,” she explains, adding that she doesn’t have a relationship with the Lohans — and doesn’t want one. “I don’t drink, do drugs or party. I like being a responsible person.”

That’s about the same thing Lindsay said every time she got out of rehab so she’s got the lying part down.

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