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Lizzy Caplan Prefers You Use All Your Tongue

Lizzy Caplan is in the latest issue of GQ promoting her new series Masters of Sex which premieres Sunday or, if you’re one of those internet types, you can already watch the first episode on YouTube. Anyway, Caplan doesn’t want to answer the usual questions about how she’s comfortable with nudity and blah blah blah. She does brag about how women are sexual athletes and what’s flattering to her though.

Lizzy Caplan on the real athletes in the bedroom:
“They basically figured out that the female body is far better equipped for sex than the male body. Women can have multiple orgasms; men cannot. They’re actually the sexual athletes, not the men.”

Thanks. Rub it in.

On the educational value of “Masters of Sex”:
“If you watch Masters of Sex, you will score chicks. This is everything your readers need to know. I know that the show will be equally relevant to men and women, if for no other reason: tits!”

It’s not often I find a girl after my own heart.

On double standards:
If a woman said to me, “Hey missy, you look like ménage trois material,” yes I would find that flattering. If a man said that to me, I would be offended. It’s a double standard.

The guy probably isn’t saying it right. Was his shirt unbuttoned so a little patch of chest hair puffs out? Because women love that.

On the “L” word:
If a guy said to me I reminded him of his childhood pet because of how much he loved her, I would say “I’m very uncomfortable with the word love, and so please get out of my house.”

That’s weird. Usually nothing gets a woman hotter than comparing her to your dead pet.

On first date tongue-usage:
There’s nothing more offensive than when a guy only uses half of his tongue on the first date. For what? Unclear. Just use all of your tongue whatever you do on the first date.

Message received, Lizzy Caplan. *Starts flipping tongue in and out of mouth*

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