During Michael Douglas’ acceptance speech at the Emmys, he made a couple sex jokes saying that it was a two-hander and telling Matt Damon he deserves half of the award and asking if he wanted the top or bottom. Because they were in a movie about butt sex, you see.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=VADzx6xOaVE
He then went on to deepthroat his emmy statue and shouted, “How ’bout them apples, Amanda Seyfried.” Okay, no he didn’t but it would have been cool if he did.