Miley Cyrus Got a Rolling Stone Tattoo During Her Interview

During her Rolling Stone interview, Miley Cyrus got a “Rolling $tone” tattoo on the bottom of her feet. Why? Because Miley Cyrus.

“I thought about going to play laser tag. But laser tag sucks. And we could have gone bowling, but what are we, 90? People get tattoos of the most f—ed-up sh-t. Did you know Alec Baldwin has Hannah Montana’s initials tattooed on him? No, wait – Stephen Baldwin. He said he was my biggest fan, and I told him my biggest fans have tattoos. So he got hm tattooed on his shoulder.” She shakes her head. “People do f—ed-up sh-t.”

You know you may have hit rock bottom when even Miley Cyrus shakes her head at you. Also when your neighbor is Steve Carell and he gives you a disapproving look every morning.

“He always gives me the stank-eye because I drive so fast. The other day I was trying to reverse and I almost hit a thousand things, and I was getting nervous because I could see him going” – she crosses her arms and lets out a big, annoyed sigh. “I’m like, oh, my God, Dan in Real Life is watching me right now!”

She should go over and share a line with him next time. I think that will smooth things over. Granted, he probably isn’t too fond of her because his preteen kids are imitating Miley’s VMA performance.

“Honestly, that was our MTV version,” she says. “We could have even gone further, but we didn’t. I thought that’s what the VMAs were all about! It’s not the Grammys or the Oscars. You’re not supposed to show up in a gown, Vanna White-style” – a little dig at Taylor Swift. “It’s supposed to be fun!”

She doesn’t understand why it’s always her twerking on Robin Thicke and not Robin Thicke grinding up on her. Double standards. That or no one cares about Robin Thicke. Remember that time he grabbed a woman’s ass in a picture? Yea, pretty much forgot about that already.

“No one is talking about the man behind the ass. It was a lot of ‘Miley twerks on Robin Thicke,’ but never, ‘Robin Thicke grinds up on Miley.’ They’re only talking about the one that bent over. So obviously there’s a double standard.” She was especially amused by the criticism from Brooke Shields, who played Miley’s mom on Hannah Montana and called the VMA performance “desperate.” “Brooke Shields was in a movie where she was a prostitute at age 12!” Miley says with a laugh.

Kanye loved her performance though.

“He said, ‘I still can’t quit thinking about your performance,’ Kanye is the sh-t. I kind of have a good relationship with him now. It’s good to have someone you can call and be like, ‘Yo, do you think I should wear this?’ ‘Do you think I should go in the studio with this guy?’ ‘Do you think this is cool?’ That’s what homies are supposed to do.”

Just when you start forgetting everyone thought of Miley as the country bumpkin, she starts using “homie.” Regardless, you’ll be happy to know Miley’s retired the twerk.

Miley isn’t bothered by people who called her performance a disaster. “I wasn’t trying to be sexy,” she says. “If I was trying to be sexy, I could have been sexy. I can dance a lot better than I was dancing.” She knows sticking her tongue out isn’t hot and that those weird stubby pigtails aren’t flattering (“I look like a little creature”). And she even knows it’s ridiculous for her to twerk. “People are like, ‘Miley thinks she’s a black girl, but she’s got the flattest ass ever,'” she says. “I’m like, I’m 108 pounds! I know! Now people expect me to come out and twerk with my tongue out all the time. I’ll probably never do that s**t again.”

The internet died a little today. Looks like Miley Cyrus memes are not long for this world.