Over the weekend at the BET hip hop awards, Miley Cyrus blurted out that she was pregnant with Juicy J’s baby. Everyone took it as a joke until she followed up with, “No, I’m really pregnant.” That’s according to Cream Bmp Daily which is actually a satire site.

People believed it because they assumed the obvious thing for her to do next was date a black guy. Anyway, not true. There you have it. My work here is done. *wipes hands together*