Patrick Stewart Married His Hot Jazz Singer Girlfriend

Patrick Stewart, 73, who recently taught a master class in doing the quadruple take while high, has married his girlfriend of 4 years, 35-year-old Sunny Ozell. They celebrated by smoking some weed and diving into a ball pit. Kids pee in there!

This will be Stewart’s third marriage and probably his last because there’s no way he’s going to survive another one of these. He’s 73 for Christ’s sake. I’m surprised he didn’t giggle when he repeated the line, “Until death do us part.”

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